If a professional dumbass can’t point a fake pistol at his puppy and post it on Twitter without soliciting the hate of an entire nation of humorless cunts, I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
No, Margera held a gun to his pit bull puppy’s head, or so it appeared in a photo he posted on Twitter. The accompanying tweet read: “Penny pooped in my bed. Not too fond of that. If it happens again, Penny goes Bye Byes.”
The ensuing outrage left the 33-year-old Brandon Margera pleading his love for animals, and wishing he had made it clear the gun was a fake.
Maybe election season has sucked all the humor out of our country. That would be ironic, since the election is just one giant comedy sketch.
Stop taking shit so seriously guise, it’s not like you even know that puppy anyway.