America officially can’t take a joke

El Bombardero —  October 10, 2012 — Leave a comment

If a professional dumbass can’t point a fake pistol at his puppy and post it on Twitter without soliciting the hate of an entire nation of humorless cunts, I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

No, Margera held a gun to his pit bull puppy’s head, or so it appeared in a photo he posted on Twitter. The accompanying tweet read: “Penny pooped in my bed. Not too fond of that. If it happens again, Penny goes Bye Byes.”

The ensuing outrage left the 33-year-old Brandon Margera pleading his love for animals, and wishing he had made it clear the gun was a fake.

Goddamnit Darlene, he looks serious this time.

Maybe election season has sucked all the humor out of our country. That would be ironic, since the election is just one giant comedy sketch.

Stop taking shit so seriously guise, it’s not like you even know that puppy anyway.

El Bombardero

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El Bombardero is a schizophrenic gun nut who got his start with firearms in 2005 when he bought his first saturday night special out of the trunk of a classic caprice in a Whole Foods parking lot. He's been addicted ever since. You can find him in his garage drinking heavily and hatching schemes to make more money to feed his addiction.

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