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Contest Alert – Who wants a Ka Bar Kukri!

El Bombardero —  May 21, 2012 — 6 Comments

One of our awesome and dedicated Forum members, Arron, is sponsoring a contest on our Forum.

So to start it off I’m going to use K.I.S.S and all you have to do is post a picture or video of you with a zombie target so heres how to enter.

1a. If you enter by picture you need to post a picture of you holding the zombie target with the weapon used.

1b. If you enter by video you need to post a link to your video of you attacking the zombie.

2. Any weapon can be used for this contest just make sure the weapon can be seen in the picture or video.

3. the person in the picture or video must be you

4.The target must be a zombie you could of bought it or you can make it

Now to decide the winner I will pick the top three Pictures or videos.

The prize is going to be a Ka Bar kukri for the top three.

Entire dead line is June 22.

What is a Kukri you ask? Well…

Badass Motherfucker

So come on brosephs and shysters, join our forum and send us a picture or video of you culling zombies from the planet.

This will be El Bombardero’s contribution, though I will exempt myself from eligibility to give you poor fucks a chance.

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Government returning guns to crazy anti-government psychos

El Bombardero —  May 21, 2012 — Leave a comment

That’s the headline that is supposed to be inferred about this news story.

Now that they’ve been vindicated, three Hutaree militia defendants are getting their guns and ammunition back.

The court concluded that they are entitled to get their 60-plus guns back, along with hundreds of thousands of rounds of ammunition.

U.S. District Judge Victoria Roberts filed an order Tuesday that would allow Thomas Piatek to get his weapons back. That includes 41 guns — shotguns, rifles, handguns and an AK47 — along with more than 100,000 rounds of ammunition.

I heard about this great piece of news from @CSGV. Those guys are great, they just keep supplying me with positive firearms and 2nd Amendment news. I highly recommend following them on Twitter.

Anyway, about these psychos. First of all, holy shit that’s a lot of ammo. Second of all, I’m happy about this. It shows that due process still exists in some form in this country, albeit in fewer and fewer situations. I’m kind of surprised that law enforcement didn’t preemptively melt the guns down. How much you want to bet that the Hutarees are going to have to wait an extra 30 minutes when they do their form 4473′s now?

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Who wants a bunch of free stuff?

El Bombardero —  May 18, 2012 — Leave a comment

Friend of GFE and fellow part time Luchador UrbanArmed is having a big giveaway on Youtube

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Bill Mason, American Hero

El Bombardero —  May 18, 2012 — Leave a comment

Who is Bill Mason? Apparently some guy who shits out of his mouth:

What I believe is that the vast majority of gun nuts, especially those who think they have to carry a gun while in public, and I know or have known many, are mostly older white guys, racists, who are afraid of a list of imaginary boogie men: blacks – especially black teenage boys in hoodies and sagging pants – surely they are all “street corner gangsters;” Hispanics – surely they are all illegals and wetbacks; white teenage boys in hoodies and sagging jeans, white trash, communists, Democrats, women (of all races), etc.

Well Mr. Mason didn’t appreciate being called a bigot on SayUncle’s blog, so he responded in the comments of the link above.

Most of what he said was boring. But this line helped me giggle like a Japanese whore.

…nor do I ask that you carry so that you can protect me. I will depend upon my local police to do that.

lol faggot.

Mugger: Yo money or yo life bitch

Bill Mason: *blows rape whistle* Hey man, I got a fuckin POLICEMAN on speed dial, don’t make me use it!

Mugger: What did you say motherfucker?

Bill Mason: I said I’ll suck yo dick

BAM! End of argument.

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Friday’s Fucked Up Cops – Cops are gangs with badges

El Bombardero —  May 18, 2012 — Leave a comment

Disturbing story over at Guns.com about the LA County Sheriff’s office elite gang unit.

In other words, to gain esteem within the group’s ranks one has to have shot or killed a gang member.

Sources also told the LA Times that deputies don’t just join the ‘The Jump Out Boys,’ rather they have to be endorsed by an existing member. Other than this, not much is known about the club’s behavior or attitudes.

Do we need to watch out for police cruisers driving around at night with no headlights, looking for a victim to help them get the cred they need to join this elite force?

Kinda reminds me of another LA police scandal.

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We got a shoutout

El Bombardero —  May 16, 2012 — Leave a comment

We love shoutouts. This one is from Fill Yer Hands.

Thanks for the love man!

Right back at you Rooster

Check him out HERE and on TWITTER

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Gun Store Etiquette

El Bombardero —  May 16, 2012 — Leave a comment

As much of a dick as I may come off as now and again on the internets, in real life I’m a pretty laid back agreeable person, especially to strangers. I try to be nice to people, treat them well and get along. But gun stores do seem to have a way of bringing out the douchebags of our community.

My experiences have been middle of the road. One shop I go to somewhat regularly seems to be more full of dicks than most others, but I know that going in so I try to just take it in stride. After overhearing the comments and conversations they have with some of their other customers, I can sort of understand why they might assume that everyone that walks through their door is a fucking moron and dangerous behind a trigger. But still, these are your customers, there no need to be a dick.

Two excellent breakdowns of behavior, etiquette and attitudes in a gun store. Read them, remember them. Be cool to people for fuck sake. Come on guys, we’re all in this together right?

VuurwapenBlog.com

RomeoTangoBravo.net

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This Week In Tacticool – IWI Micro Uzi and Uzi Pro

El Bombardero —  May 16, 2012 — Leave a comment

I love the Uzi. Always have, ever since I was about 12 years old and watched Michael Douglas fuck up an LA phone booth with one.

Whenever I see one at a gun show, I fondle it like a prom date.

But WTF people, do we need to add rails to every square inch of every gun forever?

Jesus tap dancing Christ, the only thing more tacticool than the front rail under the barrel is the fucking production value of that video. I dig the half assed attempt to blur the face of the sunglasses wearing tactitool, that’s something I would do, or should I say, that’s something I have done.

Anyway, I say why mess with a classic. If it was good enough to protect Reagan, it’s good enough for me.

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“In each of the buses is 10 pounds of explosives”

El Bombardero —  May 16, 2012 — 6 Comments

When that’s the first sentence you hear in a Youtube video, you know you’re in for a treat.

Fuck…….yes

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I am not a Sheepdog

El Bombardero —  May 14, 2012 — 8 Comments

If you don’t know what a sheepdog is, google Nutnfancy.

I am not one, for many reasons. Most of those reasons are well articulated here.

But primarily it comes down to this: You are not my responsibility. I’m not saying I wouldn’t help someone in need. But I am not going to die for a stranger, a business or anyone else who didn’t take the steps to protect themselves. I carry a gun for my own protection, not yours. In an active shooter scenario, you’ll find me hiding in a closet or under a desk, cocked and locked. You’re on your own sucker.

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