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So I go to a Chinese restaurant.

China a flipping country where, at least at one point, the Bible was banned.

And I get this in a fortune cookie.

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:) God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another. :)


The s***? When have fortunes started getting religions involved? Especially ones that are generally hated by the Chinese government? WTF

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Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:39 pm
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Marketing lol.

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Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:46 pm
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47_MasoN_47 wrote:
So I go to a Chinese restaurant.

China a flipping country where, at least at one point, the Bible was banned.

And I get this in a fortune cookie.

Quote:
:) God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another. :)


The s***? When have fortunes started getting religions involved? Especially ones that are generally hated by the Chinese government? WTF


Fortuine cookies are an american invention. no chinese involved.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_cookie

Nuff Said.


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why do you hate america?

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Thu Feb 16, 2012 11:39 am
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El Bombardero wrote:
why do you hate america?


:wtf: Who the f*** hates America?


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TacticalJHP wrote:
El Bombardero wrote:
why do you hate america?


:wtf: Who the f*** hates America?



lol....it's just an ironic rhetorical question. whenever someone says something remotely critical of anything about the way things are done in this country, some very mouthy conservatives like to challenge the person's patriotism. so I use it as a joke.

internets are so hard sometimes.

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El Bombardero wrote:
TacticalJHP wrote:
El Bombardero wrote:
why do you hate america?


:wtf: Who the f*** hates America?



lol....it's just an ironic rhetorical question. whenever someone says something remotely critical of anything about the way things are done in this country, some very mouthy conservatives like to challenge the person's patriotism. so I use it as a joke.

internets are so hard sometimes.



Got the Joke. Was acting like the person that usually stands up and yells to assurt his position to everyone in the room.

Internets are hard.


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TacticalJHP wrote:
El Bombardero wrote:
TacticalJHP wrote:
El Bombardero wrote:
why do you hate america?


:wtf: Who the f*** hates America?



lol....it's just an ironic rhetorical question. whenever someone says something remotely critical of anything about the way things are done in this country, some very mouthy conservatives like to challenge the person's patriotism. so I use it as a joke.

internets are so hard sometimes.



Got the Joke. Was acting like the person that usually stands up and yells to assurt his position to everyone in the room.

Internets are hard.


I'm so retarded sometimes, someone should take away my drivers license.

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