NEW GUY RULES - READ THIS FIRST!
Hey new guys (and girls). Whether you are new here or new to guns altogether, please read the following 10 Commandments of this forum. Commit them to memory and violate them at your own risk.
On the 7th day of the 3rd month of the 2011th year, the GFE Holy Trinity
did lay down this s*** for you to follow
1 - Thou shalt not be a punk a** b****. Check your ego's at the door. We are here to have a good time. From time to time, this will involve some jokes at your expense. Often this will involve jokes at everyone's expense. Feel free to make fun of each other, and feel commanded not to take s*** personally. Be cool, roll with the fun.
2 - Thou shalt not talk about illegal activities. Don't post instructions on how to convert your AK to Full Auto. Don't talk about smoking crack (unless you are being sarcastic - in which case talking about crack smoking is encouraged). Don't talk about killing anyone. Be cool, don't bring the heat here.
3 - Thou shalt not turn this place into a den of fornication. Posting links to NSFW websites is prohibited. Posting pictures of naked people, girls or guys is prohibited. Be a grownup and use your judgement. The staff reserves the right to delete your posts if we feel they violate the letter or the spirit of the rules. Be cool, find your porn elsewhere.
4 - Thou shalt have no other user accounts. Alternate user accounts are prohibited. If you get banned, its because we don't like you and don't want you back. If you feel like you need to have an alter ego - a Dr. Jeckle and Mr. Hyde so to speak - get the f*** out. Be cool, just be yourself.
5 - Thou shalt not be a douchebag. This relates to Commandment number 1. The staff reserves the right to ban you for whatever reason, but we will pretty much only ban douchebags. Don't s*** on other members, don't be obnoxious, don't do s*** you wouldn't do to your friends. Be cool, don't be a d***.
6 - Thou shalt not be an undercover cop. If you are a cop, identify yourself. Also, refer to Commandment 1 and 5. Be cool, identify yourself.
7 - Thou shalt try to follow the format of the forum. Post your s*** in the appropriate sections, please. Be cool, pay attention.
8 - Thou shalt not expect the staff to get involved with sales gone bad in the trading zone. GFE and the staff take absolutely no responsibility if you get screwed on a transaction with another forum member. If a crime has been committed, we will cooperate with appropriate authorities if required. But if you get ripped off, you are on your own. Be cool, be on your own.
9 - Thou shalt get bant if you screw another member on a transaction. As an addendum to Commandment 8, if you are proved to be ripping someone off, you will get bounced from our forum immediately. Be cool, don't rip people off.
10 - Thou shalt understand that the Holy Trinity are exempt from all rules at our own discretion, and any moderators that the Holy trinity names shall be exempt from most of these rules. Be cool, deal with it.