Wonder if you could paint it orange or something and put on a goofy costume and walk down the street with it and not get stopped. Maybe big guns are the key... " I'm heading to some kids' parties today officer, I'm just on my lunch break '
http://compare.ebay.com/like/400224306944?var=lv<yp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar maybe not that drastic but goofy. Just a thought for those on the edge of going postal :]