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Welcome to the car and bike section
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Glory Hole Referee   Joined: Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:22 pm Posts: 2858 Location: Sauk Rapids, MN 
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 Welcome to the car and bike sectionHere's a spot to post car and bike porn, questions and DIY fixes to problems we may run into in our day to day boring lives or when we need to fix a car to get us out of a hell hole during the upcoming collapse of society. if you have any suggestions as to what you want to see here of if you have a upcoming repair job that you don't want to fork over a arm, leg and nut to a shop, post it up. I will do my best to answer your questions or find someone who can. Let's start with this:
 If you can't fix it, duck it. If you can't duck it, f*** it.  _________________
Those fancy recoil reducing synthetic stocks sure look neat, but there is something more satisfying about crushing skulls with a well placed buttstroke from a walnut stock. It shows how much you care about your work |
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OG   Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:02 pm Posts: 1006
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Re: Welcome to the car and bike section Rule of thumb:
If it moves and shouldn't, Duct tape If it doesn't and should, WD40. That is all. _________________ .44 Magnum Because small and light, or large and slow are not your only options. |
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Glory Hole Referee Joined: Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:22 pm Posts: 2858 Location: Sauk Rapids, MN
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Re: Welcome to the car and bike section Also, anti sieze is my favorite lubricant. it can save your a** using it the next time you got to pull something apart. I like it so much, I would use it on my wife if she would let me.
 Looks sexual, don't it?  _________________
Those fancy recoil reducing synthetic stocks sure look neat, but there is something more satisfying about crushing skulls with a well placed buttstroke from a walnut stock. It shows how much you care about your work |
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| Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:19 pm |
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The HolyTrinity   Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:19 pm Posts: 8257 Location: In pot smoking hot redhead land
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Re: Welcome to the car and bike section when in doubt, hit the starter with a hammer.
_________________ "Once you've been first class Air France, an accidental drone strike on children makes sense." ~Duncan Trussell "Americans love drugs. They like their country but apparently they can only face it stoned." ~Charles Bowden There's gonna be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing if my burglar alarm starts ringing. ~Notorious B.I.G. The government has as much of a right to control what I as an adult put into my body as it does what I put into my mind, it's none of their business. ~Judge Jim Gray |
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| Mon Jul 16, 2012 5:25 pm |
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Glory Hole Referee Joined: Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:22 pm Posts: 2858 Location: Sauk Rapids, MN
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Re: Welcome to the car and bike section
and the fuel pump and the solenoid and sometimes the dash lol _________________
Those fancy recoil reducing synthetic stocks sure look neat, but there is something more satisfying about crushing skulls with a well placed buttstroke from a walnut stock. It shows how much you care about your work |
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Glory Hole Referee  Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:25 pm Posts: 2434
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Re: Welcome to the car and bike section Throwing tools always makes you feel better.
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http://www.youtube.com/user/bentley4700?feature=mhee |
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The HolyTrinity Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:19 pm Posts: 8257 Location: In pot smoking hot redhead land
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Re: Welcome to the car and bike section
good one. also drinking while working on your car always makes you feel more competent than you probably are _________________ "Once you've been first class Air France, an accidental drone strike on children makes sense." ~Duncan Trussell "Americans love drugs. They like their country but apparently they can only face it stoned." ~Charles Bowden There's gonna be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing if my burglar alarm starts ringing. ~Notorious B.I.G. The government has as much of a right to control what I as an adult put into my body as it does what I put into my mind, it's none of their business. ~Judge Jim Gray |
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Sexy Beast   Joined: Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:43 pm Posts: 777 Location: Odessa Texas
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Re: Welcome to the car and bike section if you cant fix it with a small hammer then get a bigger hammer
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Glory Hole Referee Joined: Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:22 pm Posts: 2858 Location: Sauk Rapids, MN
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Re: Welcome to the car and bike section Any stuck nut will come loose with a hot wrench
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Those fancy recoil reducing synthetic stocks sure look neat, but there is something more satisfying about crushing skulls with a well placed buttstroke from a walnut stock. It shows how much you care about your work |
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Sexy Beast Joined: Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:43 pm Posts: 777 Location: Odessa Texas
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Re: Welcome to the car and bike section anything you build should have parts left over after its done
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The HolyTrinity Joined: Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:19 pm Posts: 8257 Location: In pot smoking hot redhead land
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Re: Welcome to the car and bike section
f*** yeah it will  _________________ "Once you've been first class Air France, an accidental drone strike on children makes sense." ~Duncan Trussell "Americans love drugs. They like their country but apparently they can only face it stoned." ~Charles Bowden There's gonna be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing if my burglar alarm starts ringing. ~Notorious B.I.G. The government has as much of a right to control what I as an adult put into my body as it does what I put into my mind, it's none of their business. ~Judge Jim Gray |
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Glory Hole Referee Joined: Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:22 pm Posts: 2858 Location: Sauk Rapids, MN
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Re: Welcome to the car and bike section f***, at this point I'll use a lukewarm wench
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Those fancy recoil reducing synthetic stocks sure look neat, but there is something more satisfying about crushing skulls with a well placed buttstroke from a walnut stock. It shows how much you care about your work |
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Sexy Beast Joined: Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:43 pm Posts: 777 Location: Odessa Texas
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