Happy 4th of clusterfuck

El Bombardero —  July 6, 2012 — 4 Comments

Get a load of this crazy story out of Nebraska.

“It was boom boom boom boom boom boom boom,” said Andrew’s older brother, Anthony Sifuentez-Coleman, who was about half a block away when the shooting broke out.

Matthew J. Guerra, 18, who was with Orlando Sifuentez, was shot in the calf and taken to BryanLGH Medical Center West. Guerra was in serious condition Thursday.

The alleged hit-and-run driver, 23-year-old Robert Sweets Robinson, was not injured during the shootout, Lincoln Police Chief Jim Peschong said.

The gunfight started at about 11:30 p.m. at 923 N. 30th St., an hour and a half after Andrew was hit by a 2001 Oldsmobile Alero at 2918 Apple St., the chief said.

That’s just a taste. It gets even crazier. My only comment really is why would you let your 8 year old kid run around in the street at 10 o’clock at night? Is parenting really that hard that you can’t keep your 2nd grader out of the path of moving vehicles?

Anyways, it’s an entertaining read.

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El Bombardero is a schizophrenic gun nut who got his start with firearms in 2005 when he bought his first saturday night special out of the trunk of a classic caprice in a Whole Foods parking lot. He's been addicted ever since. You can find him in his garage drinking heavily and hatching schemes to make more money to feed his addiction.

4 responses to Happy 4th of clusterfuck

  1. allthegoodnamesweretaken July 7, 2012 at 8:13 am

    Hometown!

    By the way, my wife works with one of the dead guys girlfriends. Not the one that told Robinson that their was a price on his head.

    I told my wife that my reaction to a enraged woman telling me that there was a price on my head would be fairly similar……

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