I don’t really need to say why, the man is a Greek god. From his roles as badass Tyler Durden in Fight Club and dorky fitness instructor Chad Feldheimer in Burn After Reading, to his younger sexy days as Tristan Ludlow in Legends Of The Fall and Louis de Pointe du Lac in Interview With A Vampire, the man exudes qualities in a specimen that I would allow to explore my butthole.
But now I have even more reasons to love him. Not only does he take his raw and confident sexuality with him wherever he goes, he also takes his fucking gun.
“It’s very strange, but I feel better having a gun. I really do,” Brad said in a new interview with the UK’s Daily Mail. “I don’t feel the house is completely safe if I don’t have one hidden somewhere.”
I purposely used the Cosmo link because of the latent fagginess of that magazine. I’m not gay, but I’d let Brad Pitt load his bullets in my chamber any day of the fucking week.