Shaking the gun to mimic firing was a nice touch.
Check this shit out! Thanks to Dan Cline for the link.
The link below has the boring stuff (info)
And here is a video that over the top ridiculous.
Listen up white bitches
Prepare to be taken to school on how to talk trash. This is a quick 101 how to video on how to handl YO BINESS Mexican style on the interwebs…
Our resident failed politician Edgar, as you all know is an NRA certified instructor. He’s a new instructor, so he’s fighting the hundreds of existing instructors for range time.
After being bumped from a range due to a tenured instructor needed the range that same day, Edgar called other ranges to schedule a class. Family Shooting Center was the only range that said yes. Edgar was very pleased at this time, despite the fuckloads of bad reviews, Edgar was still pleased.
Day of the class came. Excellent students attended and class ended early, and off they were to get their range time in.
As soon as they got the the state park, shit went down quicker than El Bombardero at Charlie’s Denver. Okay, the long line to get into the park is not the range’s fault.
The high price to shoot was paid… and the waiting game began. Finally they get called up to shoot, they only get one lane after two were promised. Range master checks all guns, and gives the ok to shoot… oh they have to wait some more now because the range has fixed targets, and you can only replace targets every 30 minutes. They finally stop the range for target change, and God forbid you step on the yellow line because they will call in the secret service on you, and have the IRS audit you – I’m not exaggerating.
Well picture the poor bastards having to do their range time one by one, and sometimes having to use the same target as the previous guy. FSC staff were even complaining about El Bombardero’s 30 round Glock mags.
We get it, two Australian chicks shot each other, and I hate to sound insensitive but we all should not suffer for it. I do hear that it was this fucked up before the two chicks shot each other, so their Nazi attitude clearly did not stop any bad shit from happening.
Having fun is a big part of attending a firearms class, and Family Shooting Center turns it into a robot like operation. So fuck them, and I’m sure El Bombardero could explain this more eloquently, but this is the best you’re getting from a hood luchador.
The clip below expresses my feelings on how FSC runs their shit.
No stories today, just this awesome photo that was sent to Juan A Be.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this was probably a bad shoot.
Trayvon, who lived in Miami with his mother, had been visiting his father and stepmother in a gated townhome community called The Retreat at Twin Lakes in Sanford, 20 miles north of Orlando.
As Trayvon returned to the townhome, Sanford police received a 911 call reporting a suspicious person.
Although names are blacked out on the police report, Crump and media reports at the time of the shooting identified the caller as George Zimmerman who is listed in the community’s newsletter as the Neighborhood Watch captain.
Without waiting for police to arrive, Crump said, Zimmerman confronted Trayvon, who was on the sidewalk near his home. By the time police got there, Trayvon was dead of a single gunshot to the chest.
“What do the police find in his pocket? Skittles,” Crump said. “A can of Arizona ice tea in his jacket pocket and Skittles in his front pocket for his brother Chad.”
The rest of the story outlines what happened, despite the fact that the police are surpressing the 911 call transcript.
It seems Mr. Zimmerman actually exited his car to confront Trayvon. What does that tell you? It tells you that apparently black people aren’t allowed in gated communities.
Unless there are very important details that are missing, I hope this asshole Zimmerman goes to jail. Owning a gun doesn’t make you Captain Save the Hood.
My mom isn’t new to guns, but she hasn’t shot one in probably 30 years. Recently she spotted a mountain lion in her hood when she was walking her dog, and she thought to herself, “Self, you should probably be better prepared to handle bad situations.” So when Juan A Be told me that he was going to start teaching CCW classes, I took the chance to invite my mom to one so we could learn together, maybe even practice some Mozambique drills together.
I’m really looking forward to it. It’s something I have been wanting to do since I bought my first handgun 3 years ago. It’s been hard to find time, money and motivation to actually get it done.
My mom has informed me that she will be applying for her carry permit as soon as the class is over. She doesn’t have a gun yet, so I will be loaning her this badass piece.
I’ll be showing up with my Glock 26.
Story completely stolen from Fox News.com, El Bombardero’s ONLY news source.
The Houston Astros’ plan to pay tribute to their roots by wearing throwback uniforms with a smoking Colt .45 across the chest is back on, after Major League Baseball dropped its objections.
Nobody batted an eye in 1962 when the Astros’ forebears, the Houston Colt .45s, first took the field. But with views toward guns changing over the decades, Major League Baseball balked at the team’s plan to mark its fiftieth season by donning the retro jerseys. League officials first said the gun that won the west had no business on the uniforms, but then said it was up to the team.
Owner Jim Crane said Friday the guns will be on the replicas of original Colt .45s jerseys during the April 10 and April 20 games at Minute Maid Park.
"We made this decision for a number of reasons," said Crane. "We listened to our fans, who were almost unanimously in favor of wearing the original jersey. We wanted to honor all of our past uniforms during this special 50th anniversary season, and we felt it was important to be true to the tradition of the franchise."
The controversy brought to mind the name change undergone by the NBA’s Washington, D.C., franchise in 1997, when it ceased to be known as the Bullets and rebranded itself the Wizards in sensitivity toward the issue of gun violence.
But gun rights enthusiasts and fans of the Texas team blasted the league’s heavy-handedness, with one Marine captain and Astros fan, James Crabtree, writing to urge Crane not to cave in to “political correctness.”
The team, which became the Astros in 1965 in honor of the nation’s space program, plans to wear various throwback uniforms throughout the season on "Flashback Fridays." The uniforms will also include the mid-70s rainbow jersey long panned as among the ugliest jersey ever worn by pros.
In that maiden season, the Colt .45s went 64-96-2, with an expansion team full of no-names. The next season, future stars Jimmy Wynn, Joe Morgan and Rusty Staub joined, but the Colt .45s never got much better. This year’s team may have more in common with those early squads than jerseys: After finishing 56-106 last season, they will start a new player at every position and are widely expected to be among the worst teams in either league.