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WTF did that bitch just say?

El Bombardero — September 17, 2012 — 2 Comments

Another gun buyback, another round of bullshit. But this time there is a little extra stupid.

“This has exceeded our expectations,” Police Director Toney Armstrong said. “They understand the message: Let’s get these guns off the streets.”

JoAnn Carpenter, 66, waited with her twin 9-year-old granddaughters, Ayanna and Akinna Carpenter. “I don’t like guns. I’m scared of them,” she said. After turning in two guns her sister owned, she said, “It will reduce the killing rate — not the death rate. That’s my take on it.”

Can I have a side of herp to go with my healthy portion of derp? This is the caliber of people who attend these shenanigans.

In Guns In The News down syndrome, gun buyback, meme, potato, retards gonna retard

GFE Podcast Episode #3

El Bombardero — September 14, 2012 — Leave a comment

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I have always wanted to bone Brad Pitt

El Bombardero — September 12, 2012 — 4 Comments

I don’t really need to say why, the man is a Greek god. From his roles as badass Tyler Durden in Fight Club and dorky fitness instructor Chad Feldheimer in Burn After Reading, to his younger sexy days as Tristan Ludlow in Legends Of The Fall and Louis de Pointe du Lac in Interview With A Vampire, the man exudes qualities in a specimen that I would allow to explore my butthole.

But now I have even more reasons to love him. Not only does he take his raw and confident sexuality with him wherever he goes, he also takes his fucking gun.

“It’s very strange, but I feel better having a gun. I really do,” Brad said in a new interview with the UK’s Daily Mail. “I don’t feel the house is completely safe if I don’t have one hidden somewhere.”

I purposely used the Cosmo link because of the latent fagginess of that magazine. I’m not gay, but I’d let Brad Pitt load his bullets in my chamber any day of the fucking week.

Do you need any more oil Mr. Pitt?

In Guns In The News brad pitt, Film Actors Guild, Firearms, Guns, this is my serious face

GFE Podcast Episode #2

Caza Gringo — September 12, 2012 — 1 Comment

First podcast of many for Guns For Everyone

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The future is on fire

El Bombardero — September 5, 2012 — 3 Comments

Well if not the future, then definitely your skin.

This is what the military thinks of your 1st Amendment right to free speech and peaceful assembly, status post “Free Speech Zones”.

The subtext of that video is unreal. First they are using protesters as targets, and if you’ll note what the signs they are carrying say, it’s not “Fuck the government”. Second, they are referred to as “troublemakers” who are fair game to get nuked like a frozen chimichanga. Third, why is the military being deployed to handle a police duty of keeping the peace on American soil?

But El Bombardero, these kind of weapons and tactics would only be used on our enemies. Yeah, ok.

In Rants 2012, G20, heat laser, infowars, LRAD, police, riot control

News Flash – Cops lie, officials participate in coverup

El Bombardero — September 4, 2012 — Leave a comment

Oh wait, is this not news? No? This happens all the time? Oh, oh I see, it’s systemic corruption that goes to the top of the shit pile. It’s not just one bad apple, it’s the whole culture of big city law enforcement. And yet, these guys are the only ones who should be allowed to have guns, control the cameras, use force to “defend themselves” and who get parades when they happen to get killed in the line of “duty”.

First let me just say that I absolutely love the gratuitous repetitions of the security footage.

4 months in the jail for getting attacked by a cop. A cop who fucking pistol whipped someone for being black and being outside after dark.

Do I even need to say it again? Yes I do. Fuck the police.

In Gun Videos, Guns In The News accidental discharge, cop pistol whips kid, fuck the police, gun goes off, negligent discharge, Police Brutality

Why is it

El Bombardero — September 4, 2012 — Leave a comment

Why is it that when a white guy kills two people, it’s a shooting spree but when a black guy does it, it’s just another Bar-B-Que?

Just noticed this nonsense in a headline:

A few days before a 23-year-old ex-Marine walked into a Pathmark in Old Bridge early yesterday morning carrying an AK-47 assault rifle and an automatic pistol and went on a shooting spree, killing two young workers before committing suicide, Republican leaders in Tampa approved a new platform for their party.

We need to figure out a set value for human life and apply it to all races. If we don’t care about black people killing each other in the hood, why should we care that a Marine lost his shit and killed a couple people at the grocery store?

In Rants lol, mass shooting, midgets, racism, shooting spree