I stumbled on this story this afternoon. A few bad characters had found a way to smuggle some Glock 26′s into the UK. A genius bit of ingenuity there, by the way. Well, they got caught and now they are going to jail for forever. But that’s not the interesting part. The part that made me laugh is the description of the weapons and the danger that the general public was in because of these guns. Hysteria is one word you could use. Faggorty would be the word I would pick.

The judge said: “One of the chilling matters and features of this case is that, as we speak, seven fully operational Glock semi-automatic weapons are in circulation within this city or this county or this country.”

He added: “(The Glock) is designed to be concealed. It is regarded by the criminal fraternity as an extremely attractive and much sought-after weapon. It is a weapon favoured by terrorists.

“It is reliable and it is easy to maintain. It is so small that its unseemly destructive qualities are difficult to imagine and it carries an inordinate amount of ammunition.”

It’s comforting to know that the people in charge of running the show are both completely full of shit as well as mindless unthinking cowardly pussies. I hope you sleep better at night with that thought, I know I do.