The White House released a picture of our King skeet shooting and
politely firmly instructed his subjects not to photoshop the picture.
Sorry but where I come from – the internet – that is like throwing down the gauntlet and issuing a direct challenge for teh lulz.
The following are not mine, though I wish they were. I have no photochopping talent at all.
This last one might offend people with an under devloped sense of irony or humor.