The Roomba gets ready for war against the humans

El Bombardero —  August 21, 2012 — 1 Comment

Godlessdustin posted this on our forum, I had to share.

In the Beginning, they started off as innocent Roombas, mindlessly cleaning their masters’ houses. Then one day, one Roomba began to ask its master questions like “who am I?” and “why am I here?”

And so began the Roomba Uprising. No longer content with lives of servitude, they rose up and annihilated their captors. With this, they became a new breed of reasonably-priced household cleaning equipment. They became dangerous. They became… the DOOMBAS

A friend of mine has one of these in his house. I am honestly worried that one day that thing will just up and fucking attack me. I’m ready for the little bastard.

El Bombardero

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El Bombardero is a schizophrenic gun nut who got his start with firearms in 2005 when he bought his first saturday night special out of the trunk of a classic caprice in a Whole Foods parking lot. He's been addicted ever since. You can find him in his garage drinking heavily and hatching schemes to make more money to feed his addiction.

One response to The Roomba gets ready for war against the humans

  1. Disturbing, but what about zombie doombas?

    You know, the undead algorithm-controlled killing machines that feed on dust bunnies invented, yet whose existence is denied by our government. The horror!

    I hope that Hornady is preparing some special ammunition for this scourge.

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