Trick or Treat Motherfucker

El Bombardero —  November 2, 2011 — 2 Comments

When kids take “Trick” a little too far.

A 10 year old kid pulls a heater on a woman who joked about stealing his candy.

AIKEN, S.C. — South Carolina officials say a 10-year-old trick-or-treater pulled a handgun on a woman who joked that she’d steal his Halloween candy.

The Augusta Chronicle reported Tuesday (http://bit.ly/sCv0B7 ) a 28-year-old woman told authorities she recognized some youngsters Monday evening and she joked she’d take their candy.

Aiken Public Safety Lt. David Turno says a 10-year-old in the group said “no” and pointed the handgun at her.

Aw shucks, kids these days. To bad they got caught, I bet they were in for an awesome night of surprising marauding flash mobs who were looking to steal candy from honest kids.

“Hey kid, give up the candy or we’ll kick your skinny ass”

*pulls gun from ninja costume*

“SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKAH!”

A Halloween to remember.

El Bombardero

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El Bombardero is a schizophrenic gun nut who got his start with firearms in 2005 when he bought his first saturday night special out of the trunk of a classic caprice in a Whole Foods parking lot. He's been addicted ever since. You can find him in his garage drinking heavily and hatching schemes to make more money to feed his addiction.

2 responses to Trick or Treat Motherfucker

  1. allthegoodnamesweretaken November 3, 2011 at 11:48 am

    I bet she only said it was a joke because he pulled a fucking gun.

    Isn’t that what bullies always say, “I was only joking”?

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